Nah, C’Mon

Alabama is just too good.  Saban is just too good.  Crimson is now my favorite color.  No way Florida has a chance.  I’m giving all my Alabama born relatives “Alabama.  Ho Ho Ho, 2 in a Row” shirts for Christmas made with fine Chinese grown cotton sewn together by cheap Chinese labor in state-of-the art Chinese Industrial Parks.

My turkey will also suck Thursday and my kids will end up supporting me when I’m old and can’t pull up my tube socks getting dressed for my greeter job at Wal-Mart.

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