Here we go, the 2007 Iron Bowl…
ESPN Opener: House Divided?
What a dorky way to start a Iron Bowl!
A house divided? Will you kiss your wife when it’s all over? Hell noooaaaaahhh.
Give me a break. Wonder where Blackledge will eat tonight?
Q1: Jipp’ed
What a jip. The linesman comes in and marks Forest Gump named QB short, blows the whistle, and then the referee calls it a TD. What a jip.
Auburn looks pretty good. The bammers are moving the ball fairly well now. We need to stay focused on the run. We can’t afford to get caught looking.
A great game so far. Let’s see how AU answers the bammer score.
WDE!
PS – Can you say Ben Tate?
Q2: Tracey’s Words of Wisdom
Who names their kid ‘Roy’?
True. More true than an ice cold Budweiser.
What we’ve witnessed here is Alabama luck. Two horrible calls by officials – the defensive pass interference that led to the first bammer TD and the ruffing the kicker call. Then the fumble off the foot or dropped pass off the foot. I think the referee ruled it a fumble.
Aye carumba.
Q3: Tracey’s Wisdom Part 2
Especially is his last name is Upchurch.
Other bammer names:
- Glen Coffee: Didn’t he star in the Green Mile?
- Sam Burnthall: Huh?
- Chavis Williams: Can I have a shot of…?
- Brandon Fanney: Can I spank your…?
- Leigh Tiffin: Starring in the St. Louis ballet rendition of the Nutcracker…
- Gillberry: As in dingle-…
- And last but not least… Forest Gump named QB.
WDE
Q4: “When he hits you…”
…you go backwards
Tray Blackmon, Stud.
