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2012 Posting But Mixing

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meatballsLike the best meatballs at a New Year’s Eve party, I’m late to 2012 with a blog  posting and update. You’ll be pleased to learn however that the Summer Mix is in the works.  It even looks as though the official contest from 2006 may return.

Of course we’ll smoke it.

If you’ve been on the Face Book’ems you’ve seen a few teasers; Kansas City, female vocalists, and New Orleans’ roots will all be featured. There’s no suspense as this year’s theme takes on a blues tone. There’s still hope for a pop version though. Justin Bieber called and ordered Starbucks. I reserved a table for two.

I haven’t figured out the formula for a perfect Summer Mix. Let’s face it, Panovec has killed the competition.  He has more iTunes cloud than Kim Kardashian has… eh-um.

In the early years of competition I focused on warm breezes and palm trees.  Eventually the Mix became a playlist for my mood at the time. Life changes dictated the playlist.

This year we’re trying to combine a few of the elements: warm breezes + “I don’t give a damn what you think”. I think it will lean towards the later.  I tend to favor Thomas Jefferson’s view of the universe.

If you have a suggestion for the mix let us know. If not, thank a teacher. Regardless we’ll be unveiling our Mix before your Memorial Day vacation.

Stay tuned…

 

2011 Iron Bowl Thoughts

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The Iron Bowl, the annual college football game played between Auburn University and the University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa, is listed as one of the most storied rivalries in all of sports. To me the game is a classic good versus evil matchup.

In our version of events, Auburn plays for the side of Good.  Alabama has always been evil.

Alabama has many legitimate and fictional National titles and Nick Saban.  They wear red. They have more fans with no education.  They fought to preserve segregation.  Now they represent a State trying to boot out Latinos.  Thank goodness for the US Constitution.

Our Founding Fathers read, thought, and evolved.  The late Bill Hicks said it best, “one of the reasons I read is so I don’t become a waffle waitress.”  There are 128 waffle houses in Alabama.

But what does reading and waffle houses have to do with a football game?  Nothing really.  We just hate UAT.  It’s well documented.

So let’s try something different.  If Auburn people really do evolve as implied here in our posts on LAN, by gosh let’s evolve.

In fact I removed my license plate from my car two weeks ago.  Yep, at least my car won’t be defined by my feelings towards the bammers.  Perhaps it’s time to move on here at LAN too.

New topic: Ever notice how many villains Gene Hackman has played in his career? I love me some Gene Hackman.  Let’s take a quick look back at some infamous characters he’s played:

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Lex Luthor in Superman.  Has there been a better Lex Luthor since Hackman in 1978?

Gene Hackman is Alabama's Little Al in Unforgiven

Who could forget Little Bill in Clint’s Eastwood’s Unforgiven?

Hackman played the quintessential WASP, arrogant political leader in Absolute Power.

Of course, fitting for today is the movie Crimson Tide.  Hackman’s character Captain Frank Ramsey of the USS Alabama tells his African-American executive officer the Lipizzaner Stallions are white.

What’s your favorite Gene Hackman flick?

On the game today… we’ve written before and many who are paid to do these things have said, the better team in this series usually wins.  I expect that today.  Still, Auburn does have a history of knocking off top 10 teams.

War Eagle everyone.

Smoking Turkey Checklist

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LAN’s newest blogger, Alyssa, posted a great recipe for smoking turkey.  Here’s a quick checklist on the gear you’ll need to complete the task (in no particular order):

  1. Bourbon.  This is only for emergencies but you’ll want it close to make it through in-law encounters in case they flare up during the day.
  2. A roasting pan with rack. You’ll want a pan with rack to hold the bird and keep it stable.  Don’t worry, plenty of smoke will penetrate the bird during cooking.  Make sure to place the bird breast side down.  There are lots of good jokes here.
  3. Charcoal.  We recommend Kingsford and we’re like consumer reports.  Trust me.  Kingsford’s not paying me one dime to recommend their product.  The charcoal burns low and slow when you maintain it – ideal for smoking turkey.
  4. Meat thermometer.  We don’t use these on pigs.  With a turkey it’s the safe play.  Weber offers a great remote monitor that you can find at most home improvement or household appliance retailers.
  5. Bourbon.  Oh I already listed this one.  Uh… this listing is for your favorite NFL team getting blown out by a non-contender while your mother-in-law runs the vacuum, your wife washes dishes, your kids play yatzee, and your brother-in-law yacks away about his upcoming snipe hunt.
  6. The latest Rush concert DVD.  Yes, Rush is alive and well, in the studio recording their next album, and will be on tour in 2012. There’s no better chance to ready yourself.  Did I mention their new box set is in stores now?  (Hello family – no socks this year!)
  7. Orange rolls.  Actually these are to be eaten in the morning.  You need to build a base for all the snipe hunting stories.  The All Steak Restaurant in Cullman, Alabama has orange rolls nailed but any will do while you get the fire ready and wake to the day.
  8. A nice day.  You can’t control the weather but if the sun is out, wind calm, and temps are mild smoking a turkey will be a breeze.  An aggressive mother nature can make your smoked turkey recipe hard to manage.

So cheers to you and yours this Thanksgiving Day.  We wish the best this holiday season.

Gobble, gobble!

Oldest Rivalry Day

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Auburn RB Michael DyerWe’ve arrived to November 12, 2011 without one post about Auburn football all season.  Just like our MW2 online playing style “low profile”, we’ve traveled the 2011 football season.   It’s been a fun ride to this point though, even with a few losses.

Coming into the season not many people including myself gave Auburn much of a chance. Somehow we survived the month of October.  Wins at South Carolina and at home against Florida and Ole Miss will go a long way to helping Auburn in the off season and into next year.

Here we are in November however.  These games make Auburn players legends.

Today is the oldest rivalry in the deep south.  Auburn and Georgia.  I would write that the away team always seems to have the advantage in this series but with Gene Chizik in only his third year, I’m not certain that’s true any longer.  We do know both of these teams have just as many players from the opposing school’s state as they other.  I believe that what’s makes this game great to watch.

This year Georgia has a lot to lose.  A second conference loss places them in a tie-break with South Carolina.  South Carolina’s victory over Georgia gives them the advantage.  Most likely Georgia is out of the SEC Championship game if they lose today.

Auburn hasn’t much to lose today at all.  We already know we won’t be going to Atlanta.  To a degree we’ve exceeded expectations.  Beating our two biggest rivals is the only thing on our minds at this point in the season.  I like our chances under these scenarios.

Prediction: Auburn on the road over Georgia, 31, 28.

War Eagle!

SEC Exanpsion v.2011

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The impending changes in the Southeastern Conference bring back memories of the expansion of 1991.  There were plenty of questions balanced with excitement then.  At the time Arkansas and South Carolina were not well known to me.  I knew of the Arkansas heritage but other than George Rogers had no idea what a Gamecock was.

South Carolina and Arkansas pushed the conference to twelve teams and into two divisions.  With the addition of a conference championship game, the SEC forced the hand of the entire college football world.  If the system couldn’t pick a champion on the field, the most competitive conference in the land would lead the way.  “Hell yea!”, we said.

As an Auburn student at the time I had mixed emotions about the new plan.  Long-time rivals Tennessee and Florida were being removed from our annual schedule and being replaced with games against Arkansas and Mississippi.  Those games couldn’t replace the intensity of the traditional rivalries being lost.  Still, the opportunity to be champions on the field was appealing.

For a Southeastern Conference fan the addition of South Carolina was out of left field.  South Carolina didn’t have a winning football tradition and routinely lost to SEC and ACC rivals each year.  It seemed the new SEC East was getting another easy “W” while the teams in the West would have a longer time adapting to the new schedules.  Even while living in Columbia in the mid-90′s the local media focused more on basketball and ACC play than they did football season.  “This isn’t a SEC town,” I told myself.

It took ten years but the move to the SEC has turned out well for all. South Carolina not only is competitive on the gridiron but is winning championships in other sports.  Arkansas too has done well.  As I initially thought the SEC East dominated football for years.  The West has now caught up as the two divisions have balanced out.  The SEC Champ in football has been the National Champ for five straight seasons.

Fast forward five years and throw Texas A&M and Missouri into this recipe. It’s much harder to visualize these two schools enhancing what we already have.  It’s also hard to see how the divisions would be aligned to incorporate the new schools without sacrificing rivalries decades old.  One or more current schools will come up on the short end of the stick.

Here’s a few other questions/thoughts on this as we approach the climax of the football season:

Auburn Football Coach Pat Dye

Missouri?

  1. Missouri?! We’ve lived in St. Louis for a few years and never – NEVER – got the impression that college sports were important. The only sport that gets media coverage there 365 days of the year is St. Louis  Cardinals baseball.  University of Missouri anything gets back page sports coverage at best.  This is a much worse media and competitive climate than Columbia, South Carolina ten years ago.  The SEC vs. the St. Louis Cardinals.  I’ll take the Cardinals going away. Don’t underestimate that.
  2. Yes, Missouri.  What do Missouri sports have to bolster SEC competitiveness?  Who will Missouri beat to maintain current SEC standards of excellence?  What SEC fan will look forward to traveling to Columbia, Missouri?  These guys flood their BBQ with sauce.  What kind of tailgating is that?
  3. Does it raise a flag to anyone else that Texas A&M is running away from the Texas rivalry? Ok, so what if Texas is the latest media whore pimped by ESPN? What if it were Auburn and Alabama?  The country wouldn’t allow it to happen I don’t think.  But for money, we’ll allow this rivalry to die.  The SEC is picking up the pieces on this one.
  4. Texas A&M actually makes more sense to me aside from the cautionary political signals.  Games against LSU, Arkansas, Alabama are attractive even if it takes A&M five years to be competitive.  What concerns me more is the division alignment.  A&M clearly is a West division school.  Missouri and A&M have history.  Does Missouri too make it in the West? If so, what teams go East?
  5. Why not more options back east/why expand to the west? The Big East, Conference USA, and the ACC all have schools that would be interesting programs to add.  Just consider a few of these schools: Louisville, West Virginia, South Florida, North Carolina, Virginia, East Carolina, and Central Florida.  Aren’t there other options back east?

It’s clear the SEC will be 14 schools headed in to the 2012 football season.  How much are changes with other schools and conferences driving the urgency to expand in 2011 is not clear.  In 1991, the SEC acted quickly to secure it’s hold on America as the most competitive conference.  In doing so they caused the rest of the organized college world to follow.  I hope they are carefully considering today’s decisions’ impact on the next ten years.

The End of Summer Mix 2011

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The end of summer?!  Yea, why not? At nearly 41 years of age I just want to keep summer rollin’ (or maybe turn back the clock – one of those).

I was asked recently why I went to concerts.  My answer: “because when I was younger I was too broke to go to shows.” I’m still broke because I go to all these damn concerts. But we drink good brew and half way remember good performances.  We don’t remember the work week.  And that’s what this mix is all about.

Like the previous two summer mixes it’s made to be shuffled and placed on cruise control while you enjoy your favorite beverage, or two, or infinity.  Smoke or sear a dead carcass.  Love the one your with or you can lick a stained glass window.  Just press “play”.

The Tunes (Live) in bullets:

  • Hot in Here, Widespread Panic from Jackassolantern
  • Cortez the Killer, Dave Matthews Band w/ Warren Haynes from The Central Park Concert
  • Almost Cut My Hair, Gov’t Mule w/ Rob Barraco, Dave Schools, & Robert Randolph from Warren Haynes Presents: The Benefit Concert
  • Coconut, Widespread Panic from Valdosta 1989
  • Stop the Bus, Grace Potter & the Nocturnals from Live at the Fillmore San Francisco
  • Don’t Gotta Work It Out, Fitz & the Tantrums from fitzandthetantrums.com
  • #41, Dave Matthews Band featuring Bela Fleck and Jeff Coffin from Live Trax Vol. 1: Worcester, MA 12/8/1998
  • Cold Beverage, G. Love & Special Sauce from Live at Austin City Limits Music Festival 2008
  • Medicine, Grace Potter & the Nocturnals from Live at the Fillmore San Francisco
  • Jimi Thing (Sexy Mother F*&^% Rendition), Dave Matthews Band from Live at Wrigley Field
  • I Can’t Quit You Baby, Gov’t Mule featuring Little Milton from Mulennium
  • Hotel Illness, the Black Crowes from Richmond, VA 11/16/2010
  • Straight to Hell, Drivin’ n’ Cryin’ w/ Audrey Freed & Edwin McCain from Warren Haynes Presents: The Benefit Concert
  • Holla, G. Love & Special Sauce from Live at Austin City Limits Music Festival 2008
  • All Along the Watchtower, Dave Matthews Band featuring Carlos Santana from Live Trax Vol. 2: Golden Gate Park San Francisco 9/12/2004
  • Thorn In My Pride, the Black Crowes from Richmond, VA 11/16/2010

Mix Notes:

Yes, that is Nelly’s tune “Hot in Here” being covered by the finest from Athens, Georgia known as Widespread Panic.  Panic is celebrating their 25th year.  We’re seeing all three nights here in Richmond next week.

Both Black Crowes tunes are live recordings from their show here in Richmond in November 2010.  You may be aware that was their last tour before the hiatus/retirement/we may never see them again.  Luther Dickinson plays lead guitar here, just as he has for the last few years.

We haven’t seen G. Love live yet but have tickets to the show here in Richmond in a few weeks.  We couldn’t leave these tunes out.  Nor could we leave out Grace Potter and Fitz & the Tantrums.  We caught both of those acts at the DMB Caravan in Atlantic City in June.

Sorry, no live Warren Haynes Band.  I guess it’s too soon since the most recent CD release.  There is plenty Warren Haynes however with DMB on Cortez the Killer from the Central Park disc as well as the Gov’t Mule tracks.

Speaking of DMB, the tracks here are from various Live Trax CDs offered online#41 from Vol. 1 has be my all time favorite recording of that tune.  All Along the Watchtower featuring Carlos Santana is ultra hot too.  The hip shakin’ version of Jimi Thing is just as special.

You can check out the nearly complete playlist on Ping.

Cheers!